Monsoon Poon » Father’s Day http://www.monsoonpoon.co.nz Restaurant Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:03:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.7.1 Dad Jokes for Dinner – Father’s Day Competition http://www.monsoonpoon.co.nz/dad-jokes-dinner-fathers-day-competition/ http://www.monsoonpoon.co.nz/dad-jokes-dinner-fathers-day-competition/#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2014 05:13:08 +0000 http://www.monsoonpoon.co.nz/?p=3565 We love a good dad joke, so this Father’s Day we ran a competition just to hear yours The prize, dinner for Dad and the family this Father’s Day at...

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]]> We love a good dad joke, so this Father’s Day we ran a competition just to hear yours

The prize, dinner for Dad and the family this Father’s Day at Monsoon Poon

Here are a few of our favourite entries – we hope you get as many laughs as we did!

Dad: “what comes after S in the alphabet”
Me: “t?”
Dad: “oh yes please with milk and one”

How do you start a pudding race?
Sago

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire

My hamster died…. It fell asleep at the wheel.

Tea is for mugs.

What did the mountain climber name his son?.. Cliff.

How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Why didn’t the cannibal eat the clown? Because he tasted funny!

Want more Dad Jokes? We’ve found one hundred of them here 

Dad Jokes

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